The truth is, we don't know where vodka originated. Poland and Russia may one day go to war over the issue. But now entering the fray, and perhaps turning the matter into a third world war.... PERLOVA vodka out of the Ukraine. While Eastern Europeans have all kinds of problems with the English language (like the letter V. "Want to know when I lost my Wirginity?"), they have never had a problem making Vodka. We tried this stuff and couldn't believe how alcohol can taste so much like water. Perlova took the silver medal at the 2009 San Francisco World Spirits competition and pure as the Wirgin Mary. This is their first foray stateside and they will be coming to you for $4 a drink.

We have not yet found a bar for this delicious vodka. You don't just bring an award-winning vodka from the Ukraine and host it at some random joint. So, stay tuned for the luxurious location this vodka ends up in.